So what we didn’t post anything new past week? We were having a bad fight. By ‘we’ I mean me and my alter ego which wrote 2 hideous posts to you last week and some of you loved it. Alright! Almost all of you loved it.
Now we are in big time fight here: Who writes for ‘Meditation Rocks!’ ?
We are both going to go in for making you our offers, choose wisely (that is choose me). Here we go:
King Sidharth’s Offer:
I’ve built this blog from ground up and I know each one of you. We have great thins in common – we are like friends, aren’t we? So wouldn’t it be nice for me to share with you all the experiments and insights that I share with you all the time and an occasional new teaching (once every two weeks or so).
I keep reading good books and blogs on meditation and have written so much for you and I want to write more because that is what I love doing – sharing my love for meditation with others who love it too.
If you think meditation rocks, vote for me.
Alter Ego’s Offer:
I know everything Siddy knows + more. And guess what? I don’t keep thing secret like he does. He hasn’t told you more than half of things he wish he’d tell you. Shy kid. Ha
You know what? I am not a f*cking boring teacher like him. I talk in your good tongue.
If you will learn from me, you will be super cool. Anyways, I am not in a mood to make any stupid offers. It was Siddy’s stinking idea anyways. So buzz off and vote for me anyways or maybe don’t as if I care.
Meditate or whatever… just stop bugging me already!
Vote
Did you hear him? He swears for God’s sake! I mean shit!
Anyways, you better help us out resolve this. All ideas are invited. I am sure they will be better than my lazy ass alter ego’s no brainer ideas.



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